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Michael Jackson's death does not merit the media coverage it received. I dread slow news cycles and dead celebrities. torture. seriously. he died. it happens. I don't need every last celebrity on earth to offer their fitty cent. please.

"Ben" is Michael Jackson's best studio album. prophetic!

Michael Jackson's personal life will tarnish his musical legacy. His troubled life is every bit a part of his icon as is his "moon walking" and sparkly glove and obsession with plastic surgery.

Michael Jackson is not the most influential pop music icon of all time. Maybe the most bizarre pop music icon, but most influential--no--he had a thrilling moment but that's all...I mean there are some good reasons for him being called Wacko Jacko.

Jimmy Kimmel is the best late night broadcast host. He and Letterman are close, but there's something about the Kimmer that makes me burst out with laughter. Conan has NEVER been funny to me and frankly, i just don't get it--at all.

The best Martin Scorsese directed rock documentary is 'No Direction Home.' The Age of Innocence is my fave work of his. I just adore this man. He could take a shit and film it and I would hail it a triumph of the human spirit. I got the Scorseses, bad.

I would not watch NBC's 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!' if Rod Blagojevich were cast on the show. What kind of f*ckery is this!? The man is accused of cazillion felonies and he gets a show? What's next, is that Sunday school teacher who raped and murdered getting her own Sunday slot, next? What should we call that: "Catechism with a Killer"?

There should not be a 'Three Stooges' feature film. ooohhh hell no, they weren't even that funny the first time around. Please. Don't do it!

Record labels will become obsolete. Yes, and I believe the "360" approach to music management has been significantly endorsed by Madonna's new arrangement.

'Kill Bill Vol. II' is the best Quentin Tarantino directed film. THIS IS MY ALL-TIME FAVOURITE MOVIE!!!! I can quote nearly 75% verbatim. Absolutely adore this film. "The lioness has joined her cub, and everything is right in the jungle!"

Joaquin Phoenix's rap career is not a hoax. Just a sad boy in need of attention. "Look at me." It's depressing that Hollywood robs people of their dignity in this very public way.

'300' is a better Zack Snyder film than 'Watchmen'. 300 was homoerotic in the Hottest way possible, Butler defined manly physical perfection and ancient Greece was depicted in an awesome, phantasmagoric way.

Hugh Jackman was good as host of the 2009 Oscars. he always gets me going...the man is god's gift to our species.

The British version of 'The Office' is better than the American version. By far...i tried watching the american version. PAIN. the best US tv is usually the kind they don't have to copycat. but so much of american tv is copycat.

Justin Timberlake was a good choice for GQ's 2009 Most Stylish Man in America. He gives straight men a very good name.

Pearl Jam was the best grunge band of the 90's. I had old boyfriend back in the day who was a dead ringer for Eddie Vedder, mumbling and all and I was really stupid and dumb and wrote most of his term papers and stuff b/c I Luved him. Ugh...

Penélope Cruz ("Vicky Cristina Barcelona") will win the Oscar for best performance by an actress in a supporting role. I'm so completely biased. Penny could wipe her ass and smear it on a wall and I think she would deserve an award for it. La adoro!

"Milk" (Dustin Lance Black) will win the Oscar for best original screenplay. Given what he had to work with, it's miracle the movie came out with a seamlessly stitched narrative that still felt organic and real.

"Milk" will win the Oscar for best motion picture of the year. Milk is the most courageous of all these films and that's what art should do, boldly declare new frontiers for all of society.

The picture of Miley Cyrus allegedly mocking people of Asian descent was grounds for a lawsuit. Absolutely, her fame and fortune are derived from her image. She used her image to willfully inflict pain and suffering to billions of people. Sue that child prostitute!

American Boy (Estelle Featuring Kanye West) should win the 2009 Grammy for Song of the Year. This song was TATOOED into my brain a while back. Seriouzly, Kanye would not leave for, like, ever!

Paper Planes (M.I.A) should win the 2009 Grammy for Record of the Year. Oh YES, love me some M.I.A., Girl's got it goin' ON!...Her swagger is hypnotic. She truly redefines the concept of cool.

'Law & Order' is the best series in the franchise. Generally, I loathe these series for stereotyping my beautiful borough, but for plot development and pacing L&O is the best of the three.

Congress should delay the transition to digital TV. This gay says you MUST delay! I'm Still waiting for my voucher!

Kate Winslet ("The Reader") will win the Oscar for best performance by an actress in a leading role. This woman can do no wrong, ditto for Meryl, but Girl needs to stop hogging the gold.

Sean Penn ("Milk") will win the Oscar for best performance by an actor in a leading role. This cat loved Milk and Sean Penn's performance. He was transformational.

Barack Obama should appoint a Secretary of the Arts. This is a country where different shades of denim constitute "fashion." It's no surprise so many view this question as silly. I guess being trash is a certain kind of artistic statement in itself.

It is not acceptable for musicians to lip-sync during live performances. NEVER--I'm paying a singer to *SING* not a performer to shake his/her dumpy junk. I can do that at home. Sing, bitch, sing!

Political parodies do influence elections. Would you vote for someone rendered a buffoon by the majority of the people? duh.

Peter Gabriel has had a better career than Phil Collins. Not even a comparison. Peter Gabriel rules.

Hugh Jackman is a good choice to host the 2009 Oscar ceremony. GOD DAMN THAT MAN IS FINE!!!!

Saturday Night Live's depiction of David Paterson is appropriate. All is Fair in comedy. The problem is that Seth Meyers is about as funny as being mauled by a cougar. These people need better material.

The melody of Coldplay's single 'Viva La Vida' is a rip-off of another song. SUCH* A TOTAL rip-off. Martin should be ashamed, what a f**in talentless creepy, scumbag to cheat from the poor!

Hugh Jackman should be People magazine's 2008 Sexiest Man Alive. Hell YES. Don't even tell me you would kick the man out of your bed. I'm not hearing that. He's hella fine; yum to the YUM.

Robert Downey Jr. should be Entertainment Weekly's 2008 Entertainer of the Year. He's such a beautiful, sexy, smart, funny straight guy--such a rare breed.

The movie 'Juno' glorifies teenage pregnancy. I guess there are fools who will think she's something special.This movie was painful to watch. I think I'd rather swim in a pool of acid next time. A boring, moody narcissist gets pregnant; she gets the attention she wants. Everybody loves Juno.

The Beatles are not the greatest rock and roll band of all time.

Daniel Craig is the best James Bond. Oh, bitch, please, it's no competition. Daniel Craig is 500% Steve McQueen. (And blonde isn't even my thing--but damn, the man is pure sex on a stick.

Music videos will not become obsolete. imagery and music have a deeply important relationship to one another.

Graphic novels should not be considered literature. I think they are a genre of design and a sub genre of narrative illustration