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La chasse au trophée devrait être illégale. You don't get more noveau-riche cliche than this. Total parvenu. It's trash-class wannabes who are clearly lacking in any real significance or interest.

Roger Clemens should not be voted into the Hall of Fame. No, but I think he'd have a great future in porn, gay or straight.

Sabermetrics is not an effective way to evaluate baseball talent. Who cares!? Re: baseball, I'm Jane Goodall, observing. Why grown men develop an intense desire for ritual and playing with sticks and balls is beyond me and quite fascinating to observe.

Horse racing is not humane. The entire affair is dated and savage. Any contest involving animals strikes me as provincial and for the poor of mind and spirit.

La natation est l'épreuve la plus importante d'un triathlon pour le succès. I was in track in high school and swam in college and biked where ever. Swimming, by far, is the most cruel. ALL of your muscle groups have to participate, if they don't: you're so done.

Management is more responsible for the proliferation of steroid use in Major League Baseball. All those gorilla-muscled, roided-up bitches are to blame but ultimately management allowed it to happen which should not have been condoned.

The stair climber provides the best aerobic workout from a stationary machine. Running on the ground is what I prefer, but the stair master will give you an ass like a brick house and develop endurance.

The New York Giants should not part ways with Plaxico Burress. When else will I get to say that name, every time i say 'Plaxico' it feels like I'm talking about a cholesterol drug.

USA Swimming should not have suspended Michael Phelps. USA Swimming's decision is asinine.

Sponsors should not drop Michael Phelps as their celebrity spokesman. Oh-bitch-please. So he smoked a bowl. With the economy melting, two wars and so many jobless who wouldn't want to light up now and then. Can you blame the guy?

Super Bowl ads are worth the cost. They've achieved a cache of sorts, where the very best of the best seem reserved for this event. I wish they'd do the same for the Oscars!

Courir a des consequences avantageuses. Overall, running is one of the best ways to ensure a very long life. It strengthens bones & muscles & joints, accelerate oxygen to the head, heart and lungs. Just be wise 2use good shoes & do yoga.

Mark McGwire ne devrait pas être admis dans le Temple de la Renommée. It really shows you how scuzzy the sport has become when we're even having to entertain the ? When pro-wrestling seems to have more class, it's over.

Il devrait y avoir un salaire maximum en Ligue majeure de base-ball. Grown men swinging a stick at a ball should not be making more than firefighters, teachers, police people and our soldiers. It's a vulgar embarrassment.

Sean Avery's comments about a former girlfriend did not merit suspension. He shouldn't have made it, it's not like he's exactly the pick of the litter either. But to suspend him for trash-talk--oh-bitch-please. That's just petty and reflects poorly on NHL Mgmt.

Basketball is America's national pastime. Actually, it appears, that wrestling and cage fighting should be options, as our society has devolved that much.

Poker is predominantly a game of skill. Numbers. Probability. Statistics. Everything else is T&A and quite frankly, a distraction.

The World Series should not be played at a neutral, warm-weather site. Straight boys are such babies.

Paula Radcliffe is the greatest female marathoner of all time.

La boxe va regagner sa popularité en Amérique. Poverty and no education equals violence. Watching the suffering of others offers a perversive sense power the viewer lacks in their own life. It matters little if its chickens, dogs, or mindless knuckleheads.

Le cross-country devrait être un sport olympique. Lemme tell u something; I've put some miles on my paws and running is equal parts mental and physical. It deserves as much attention as the Tour de France and should be an Olympic sport

Derek Jeter is overrated. but I'd still hit it, even if I had to be patient and teach him every damn little thing.

Roger Federer n'est pas le plus grand joueur de tennis de tous les temps. No. But, I'd still hit it, anyway.

Student-athletes should not be granted preferential treatment when scheduling classes.

Beijing's air pollution will affect the performance of athletes competing in the 2008 Olympics. It's all fun and games at the Olympics until someone suffocates.

Awarding the 2008 Summer Olympics to China was not a mistake. China stands to unintentionally offer the USA an unflinching view of what it will look like in the near future; toxic environment, extreme censorship, few token civil liberties, no affordable health care, no affordable housing, no habeus corpus. It's the

Brett Favre should come out of retirement. I'd be in shock if he came out, happy, but quite surprised.

Jason Witten should be the first tight end chosen in a 2008 fantasy football draft. Tight ends have a big responsibility when playing the field. ONLY if he promises to play in his underwear and shoulder pads, lathered in baby oil. Then and only then.

Tom Brady should be the first quarterback chosen in 2008 fantasy football drafts. And they should all play in their underwear. Hot.

L'Espagne va remporter L'UEFA EURO 2008.

The PGA Tour should not allow players to smoke during competition. Are you F-ing kidding me? And golfers want to be taken seriously as professional athletes??? Drop the cigar, Daddy, and get real.

It is not appropriate for network television to broadcast mixed martial arts fights. It's truly an sad indication of our society that we consider it entertainment to watch people physically and brutally violate one another. There has to be a better way to exist.

Native American nicknames should not be used in team names. Unless those said sports groups are willing to pay significant proceeds of profits to indigenous cultures, co-opting their names because it's a cutesy marketing gimmick obscures their actual historic relevance including the systematic forces of genocide t

Les États-Unis devraient boycotter les Jeux Olympiques de Pékin. FREE TIBET!

The New York Knicks should fire Isiah Thomas. buh-bye.

Olympic athletes should not be discouraged from speaking out about political issues. Why Not? What is Beijing going to do, roll out the tanks again like it's 1989? Not in the cards.

Michael Vick devrait être banni de la NFL. He used some of my kin as bait.

Le Congrès devrait faire une enquête sur l'utilisation présumée de stéroïdes dans la Ligue majeure de base-ball.

Mark McGwire ne devrait pas être admis dans le Temple de la Renommée. It really shows you how scuzzy the sport has become when we're even having to entertain the ? When pro-wrestling seems to have more class, it's over.

UNKNOWN: Sammy Sosa devrait-il être admis dans le Temple de la Renommée?