<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" xmlns:pingback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/pingback/" xmlns:trackback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/trackback/" version="2.0"><channel><title>DudleyDawson - whereIstand.com</title><link>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/</link><description>whereIstand.com: DudleyDawson - whereIstand.com</description><image><url>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/Thumbnail</url><title>DudleyDawson - whereIstand.com</title><link>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/</link></image><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2004-2008 whereIstand.com, Inc. All Rights Reserved.</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 07:15:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>whereIstand.com 2.3</generator><managingEditor>nick@whereIstand.com</managingEditor><webMaster>nick@whereIstand.com</webMaster><item xml:lang="en-us"><dc:creator xmlns:dc="target">author added</dc:creator><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div><em>He's no Stan Gable, but with the already weak schedule Farve should put them over
      the top and secure a wild card spot for the Jets.</em></div></body><title>The New York Jets will make the playoffs as a result of the Brett Favre acquisition. (2008-2009 NFL Season)</title><guid>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/56120</guid><link>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/56120</link><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:44:05 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;div&gt;
	&lt;em&gt;He's no Stan Gable, but with the already weak schedule Farve should put them over the top and secure a wild card spot for the Jets.&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;</description><category>2008-2009 NFL Season</category></item><item xml:lang="en-us"><dc:creator xmlns:dc="target">author added</dc:creator><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div><em>This all sort of reminds me of a tri-lamb party that we had back at Adams. To
      make a long story short, Takashi had hired three North Korean "comfort women" to join
      us for lobster claws in our makeshift hot tub. I brought out the house boom box (which
      was powered with a school bus battery) and turned on some Korean pop music to get
      the ladies in the mood. The boom box got just a bit too close to the water and two
      of the comfort women ended up vacating their bowels right in front of us. I did the
      right thing and brought them upstairs for a towel down and some new knickers (I always
      keep a copious supply of womens panties on hand, because hey, you never know). It
      seems like the least KBR can do is offer these guys the proverbial new knickers right?
      Last time I heard they're doing quite well feeding off of the government teet. Some
      fresh panties are probably in order...</em></div></body><title>KBR should be held responsible for the electrocution deaths of American soldiers. (Invasion and occupation of Iraq)</title><guid>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/48211</guid><link>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/48211</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:20:06 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;div&gt;
	&lt;em&gt;This all sort of reminds me of a tri-lamb party that we had back at Adams.  To make a long story short, Takashi had hired three North Korean "comfort women" to join us for lobster claws in our 
makeshift hot tub.  I brought out the house boom box (which was powered with a school bus battery) and turned on some Korean pop music to get the ladies in the mood.  The boom box got just a bit too close to the water and two of the comfort women ended up vacating their bowels right in front of us.  I did the right thing and brought them upstairs for a towel down and some new knickers (I always keep a copious supply of womens panties on hand, because hey, you never know).  It seems like the least KBR can do is offer these guys the proverbial new knickers right?  Last time I heard they're doing quite well feeding off of the government teet.  Some fresh panties are probably in order...&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;</description><category>Invasion and occupation of Iraq</category></item><item xml:lang="en-us"><dc:creator xmlns:dc="target">author added</dc:creator><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div><em>If I'm going to enjoy a night out on the town with a couple of Omega Mu's you
      better believe that I'm going to be doing that shit in style with a Stretch Hummer,
      blow torches and copious amounts of lube. What do each of these have in common? Oil,
      Oil and Oil. So yea, its demand, but why should I have to change my ways? I'm entitled
      to each and every last Mu boobie that I can get my lips around and if that forces
      everyone elses hand and makes them change their behavior and become more efficient,
      then I have accomplished my mission and squeezed some boobs in the process</em></div></body><title>Supply and demand is having the greatest impact on rising oil prices. (Commodity Markets)</title><guid>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/45279</guid><link>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/45279</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:07:40 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;div&gt;
	&lt;em&gt;If I'm going to enjoy a night out on the town with a couple of Omega Mu's you better believe that I'm going to be doing that shit in style with a Stretch Hummer, blow torches and copious amounts of lube.  What do each of these have in common?  Oil, Oil and Oil.  So yea, its demand, but why should I have to change my ways?  I'm entitled to each and every last Mu boobie that I can get my lips around and if that forces everyone elses hand and makes them change their behavior and become more efficient, then I have accomplished my mission and squeezed some boobs in the process&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;</description><category>Commodity Markets</category></item><item xml:lang="en-us"><dc:creator xmlns:dc="target">author added</dc:creator><body xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div><em>Keep your laws off my body baby!</em></div></body><title>Polygamy should be legal. (Relationships &amp; Marriage)</title><guid>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/48760</guid><link>http://whereistand.com/DudleyDawson/48760</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:53:25 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;div&gt;
	&lt;em&gt;Keep your laws off my body baby!&lt;/em&gt;
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